The DON eVADER Hoodie

Who says you can’t keep cozy while wielding the dark side of the force—and a few missing files? “The Don Evader” hoodie wraps you in the universe’s softest rebellion: classic streetwear for those who know that denial isn’t just a river in Egypt, and some files never see daylight.

Adorned with Donald Trump in his final form—full intergalactic regalia, armed with a Sith Lord’s flair for “alternative facts”—this hoodie lets you channel the only force that matters: plausible deniability. Whether you’re hiding out on a distant golf course or just dodging awkward questions at the next gathering, you’ll appreciate:

• 100% cotton face (unlike certain redacted documents)
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester for that “sealed for decades” comfort
• Classic pouch pocket—perfect for stashing secrets (or just your hands)
• Self-fabric patch on the back, because even villains need finishing touches
• Matching flat drawstrings, ideal for those dramatic, force-choking exits
• Three-panel hood for maximum mystery (and warmth)

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small, unlike the ego in question. For the perfect fit, order one size up; for “executive privilege” roominess, go two sizes up.

Wrap yourself in denial, deflection, and a little dark-side drip. You won’t regret it—unless someone finds the files.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!