Front:
Discreet DiKT8R logo embroidered on the left chest for a subtle, premium finish.
Back:
A large, high-resolution print:
“Elon Musk’s De-Evolution & Devaluation: How to Lose $744,444,444.44 Per Day”
This exclusive, limited-edition shirt chronicles the spectacular six-step meltdown of Musk’s fortune, with each hand-drawn panel paired to a razor-sharp satirical caption:
He kneels to pay for power—too rich to grovel, but not too proud.
Elon swings for red tape—each cut, another thread unravels from his golden parachute.
As his shirt rides up, his stock falls down. Gravity has no favorites.
Rigid salute, rigid markets—one goes up, the other dives.
Collects his shiny plaque; misplaces a hundred billion on the way out.
Buried by the bill, wealth in freefall—on his knees again, kissing the ring that might save what’s left.
Total lost: $134 Billion in 180 days — $744,444,444.44 per day.
Wear the ultimate cautionary tale: a masterclass in how fast gravity—and ego—can win.
• Ultra-soft, heavyweight premium cotton
• Modern, tailored fit
• Durable DTG-printed design—machine washable
• Exclusive DiKT8R satirical artwork
• Limited edition: when it’s gone, it’s gone
For fans of political satire, big egos, and limited runs.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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