Who knew that the softest hoodie you’ll ever own comes with such a brutally satirical back print?
You won’t regret picking up this classic streetwear piece, featuring a convenient pouch pocket, warm hood, and exclusive DiKT8R artwork chronicling the spectacular downfall of Musk’s fortune.
Sizing note: This hoodie runs small—for the perfect fit, we strongly recommend ordering two sizes up from your usual size.
Front:
Subtle DiKT8R logo embroidered on the chest for a premium streetwear vibe.
Back:
A large, vivid, high-resolution print:
“Elon Musk’s De-Evolution & Devaluation: How to Lose $744,444,444.44 Per Day”
Six panels, each with razor-sharp satirical captions charting the billionaire’s spectacular slide:
He kneels to pay for power—too rich to grovel, but not too proud.
Elon swings for red tape—each cut, another thread unravels from his golden parachute.
As his shirt rides up, his stock falls down. Gravity has no favorites.
Rigid salute, rigid markets—one goes up, the other dives.
Collects his shiny plaque; misplaces a hundred billion on the way out.
Buried by the bill, wealth in freefall—on his knees again, kissing the ring that might save what’s left.
Total lost: $134 Billion in 180 days — $744,444,444.44 per day.
Proof that the higher they jump, the harder the fall.
Product specs:
• Ultra-soft cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester for warmth and durability
• Cozy 3-panel hood & matching flat drawstrings
• Spacious front pouch pocket
• Durable DTG-printed back design
• Exclusive DiKT8R satirical artwork
• Limited edition: when they’re gone, they’re gone
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For a relaxed fit, order two sizes up.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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