Grift. Gold. Guilty — The 12-Stage Trump Survival Guide | DiKT8R Limited Edition Elite Hoodie

Who knew that the softest hoodie you’ll ever own could carry the full, lurid arc of America’s greatest anti-hero on your back?

DiKT8R’s Elite Edition Trump Hoodie isn’t just a garment—it’s a 12-panel satirical epic.

Every stitch and print tells the story:
• Subtle DiKT8R logo embroidered on the left chest
• “Grift. Gold. Guilty.” stitched on both wrists—reminders for every handshake
• A massive, vibrant cartoon strip across the back, chronicling Trump’s golden crib to MAGA grift and courtroom chaos in explosive, print-ready colour

This is premium streetwear—cosy, weighty, and unapologetically bold. If you want subtle, look elsewhere. If you want to wear the whole Trump show, this is your stage.

Sizing note: This hoodie runs small. For a true streetwear fit, we strongly recommend ordering two sizes up from your usual size.

Front:
Minimalist DiKT8R logo, expertly embroidered on the left chest for that premium, underground vibe.

Both Wrists:
“Grift. Gold. Guilty.” embroidered in clean, modern comic book text— statement-ready.

Back:
A full-width, high-res 12-panel Trump cartoon strip: from gold-plated cribs to courtroom confetti, bankrupt casinos to Twitter tantrums, every visual beat rendered in bold, hilarious, and damning colour.

Product Specs:
• Ultra-soft 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester for heavyweight warmth
• Smooth cotton face, engineered for vivid DTG printing
• Roomy front pouch pocket
• Three-panel hood with matching drawstrings
• Robust, premium feel—made to last
• DiKT8R exclusive satirical artwork—strictly limited edition
• Detailed embroidery on chest & wrists
• Durable DTG print covers the entire back
• When they’re gone, they’re gone

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For a relaxed fit, order two sizes up.

Grift never sleeps. Neither does DiKT8R.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!