Who needs a Jedi robe when you can slip on “The Don Evader” tee and master the art of intergalactic misdirection? This shirt is softer than a plea deal and stretchier than a presidential memory under oath—ready for rallies, resistance, or just lying low in plain sight.
Featuring Donald Trump as the universe’s most dedicated denier—decked out in full dark side chic and force-pushing the Epstein Files into oblivion—this shirt isn’t just streetwear, it’s a wearable FOIA request. Perfect for anyone who appreciates the finer points of plausible deniability.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors blend with polyester, much like certain testimonies)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)—as light as a classified file on a private server
• Pre-shrunk fabric, for consistency (unlike some recollections)
• Side-seamed construction for a fit that flatters even the most creative resume
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, holding it all together no matter what leaks
Soft, light, and flexible enough to slip past the strictest screening. It’s the only shirt approved by the Galactic Council of Unanswered Subpoenas. Wear it boldly—unless, of course, you have something to hide.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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